Those aren't balls....

HOW TO MAKE CAKE BALLS
- bake cake according to the back of the cake mix box
- as soon as cake comes out of the oven, put it in a bowl
- mix entire can of frosting in bowl with cake (while cake is still hot)
- make the cake/frosting creation into BALLS
- put cake/frosting BALLS into freezer
- melt chocolate
- dip frozen cake/frosting BALLS in melted chocolate
- refridgerate
- eat

HOW TO MAKE CAKE BLOBS
- bake cake according to the back of the cake mix box
- as soon as cake comes out of the oven, put it in a bowl
- mix entire can of frosting in bowl with cake (while cake is still hot)
- make the cake/frosting creation into ATTEMPTED BALLS...which become BLOBS
- put cake/frosting BLOBS into freezer
- melt chocolate
- dip frozen cake/frosting BLOBS in melted chocolate
- refridgerate
- eat
- do not show cake BLOBS to girl who told you about cake BALLS

NOTE: When you attempt to make something that someone has perfected, that person will have to show you that your version is wrong and what it's really suppose to look like.

STORY:
Roommate's friend tells her how to make cake balls
Roommate tells me how to make cake balls
I make cake BLOBS
Roommate's friend sees cake BLOBS
Roommate's friend asks: what are those?
Roommate says: cake balls
Roommate's friend says: those aren't balls
Few days later roommate's friend stops by with a plate of cake BALLS
I see plate of cake BALLS....and remember my plate of cake BLOBS
I get offended

Cake BLOBS taste better anyway....because I made them