WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?! / Dear UTAH...

Have you ever been in a situation where you know of something that's about to happen, someone is making a decision, and you can already see the outcome of that decision?

And all you do is think to yourself (or you're like me and you talk out loud to yourself): "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING?! ARE YOU USING YOUR BRAIN?!? DO YOU EVEN HAVE ONE?!?!?"

But there isn't anything you can do about it. So you just sit back and wait for the disaster that you know is coming to happen. And when it comes you confirm to yourself that you were right, that person has no brain.

It frustrates me when this happens.

I wish people would use their brain and think. That's why we have them people!

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Dear UTAH,
I would like to place some of the blame of this upcoming disaster on you. See, your air is slightly lacking in oxygen. True, your elevation is higher which means less oxygen in comparison to somewhere perfect like, Seattle. However, I feel that there is even less oxygen than normal because there is so much polution in the air.
Have you ever noticed that when you rain, you rain dirt? That is polution falling from your sky. And your rain smells like wet dog instead of normal, clean rain, like in Seattle.
To sum up, you really need to do something about the polution because it causes the air to contain less oxygen which is causing the people who live here brain damage.
You really should try and be more like Washington State.
Please stop causing people to make stupid decisions.
RACH
a Washingtonian for LIFE